ACTIVE: laptop is currently undergoing treatment
Warning: this literally burns CPU and GPU cycles to heat your device. That's the whole bit. Turn it off if your lap, or your laptop, would prefer not to be cooked.
Clinical-ish Highlights
- 0 double-blind studies conducted (we asked around though)
- Thermally plausible mechanism of action*
- No pills, no needles, just... heat
- Side effects may include: a warm laptop, mild regret, browser fan noise
*plausibility not independently verified, or verified at all